Bernie Sanders was caught red handed last night poaching fowl in a protected game preserve. Bernie said it was a bullshit charge because he was on a “Christ like mission” to feed the world’s hungry and as soon as he was elected he would pardon himself.
Obama and Clinton to test first solar powered airplane, getting ready to be pushed off the White Cliffs of Dover this A.M. in a surprise visit to Great Britain. Obama was gripping the wheel with white knuckles and in a quivering falsetto said ,” This can’t be any harder than playing double bogey golf.”
Hillary had a somewhat mischievous grin on her face knowing full well she was going to bail before plummeting to a certain death.