Bernie Sanders was caught red handed last night poaching fowl in a protected game preserve. Bernie said it was a bullshit charge because he was on a “Christ like mission” to feed the world’s hungry and as soon as he was elected he would pardon himself.Poacher-Sanders--128978.jpg

Obama and Clinton to test first solar powered airplane, getting ready to be pushed off the White Cliffs of Dover this A.M. in a surprise visit to Great Britain.  Obama was gripping the wheel  with white knuckles and in a quivering falsetto said ,” This can’t be any harder than playing double bogey golf.”
Hillary had a somewhat mischievous grin on her face knowing full well she was going to bail before plummeting to a certain death.Ready-For-Takeoff--129033